When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a fuckin icebox’
oh lord jesus
I don’t know where this is from, but it made me laugh!
How does someone not know where this is from? I LOVE YOU MOSS.
saddest thing ever.
copy machine you are drunk
A different version of me. I think it was a vampire.